Wednesday, March 18, 2009
OH MAN, today was TIRING but FUN
yep, when for the camp. i was quite sure some people were unsure about it and thought it was a waste of time. BUT i thought the speakers were really good. i sat next to BFF and all of us spent most of our time roaring with laughter.
the first speaker was called GARY, 28 years old.
he was talking about emotions etc
but then these were the stuff i really rmb.
" GUYS at your age (16) are really dumb. They have no idea on what you girls actually mean. for example..a couple quarrels over the phone. Girl " omg, i'm so angry with you! you are really insensitive to me feelings! i don't want to ever talk to you again!" *slams down the phone* Guy "erm, hello? hello?"
...5 min later
RING RING!
guy " hello?"
girl "WHY DIDN'T YOU CALL ME BACK?!"
when girls go toilet in pairs, it's called buddy system. normal.
when guys go toilet in pairs, GAY.
girls can walk in orchard road holding/linking arms. When guys do that, GAY
When girls dress like guys, it's sexy. when guys dress like girls, GAY
When brawl and kick up a fuss, it's ok, we have the license to do so. When guys do that, GAY
HAHA.
yea, then he said he's from SA since primary school. then he said in secondary school, there was this gay in class. called.. BAMBY. WAIT A MINUTE, ISN"T THAT A WALT DISNEY CHARACTER? A DEER? Yep, parents actually named a BOY, BAMBY. HOW GAY IS THAT?!
bamby wasn't a he, neither was a she, so they called him SHIM. But it still sounded wrong, they ended up calling IT. !!! ok, but i'm not that mean, i'll just call bamby a HE.
yea, then bamby was attracted to this guy and he was SO HARDCORE about it. he stalked the boy home. THE WORSE THING? you know, single sex school students change in class. BAMBY took the change TO CHECK HIS CLASSMATES OUT! *horrors* yea, i know it's pretty mean. it's not like bamby wanted to be gay. but it's really freaky..
then one day bamby told the class that he got some kind of disease. like stds or something. everyone was really freaked out. Then after a few weeks, he got he test results. luckily it was NEGATIVE, and you know what he did? HE PINNED THE TEST RESULTS ON THE CLASS NOTCIEBOARD! OMFG. HAHA, that was so funny.
Guy friends whom i know, pls be wary of the poeple in gym. don't smile at guys randomly... cuz they might not be real GUYS but gays. they look buff. but when you hear them talk, it'll send you running in the opposite direction.
then iunia from romania came. She was ok, but quite boring, compared to gary. But she taught us really useful skills. not much about her, just that she got mrs foong's maggie mee hair. but hers is natural lol
then at night, a very stern looking guy came. but then do not judge a book by it's cover, cuz he's as funny as gary! and he's a PROCHINDO.( portugese, chinese, indian) and i love his name. i think it's so cool!! LEROY.LEE-ROY. SUCH A COOL NAME! and he was the same school mate and knew gary, as well as BAMBY -.-ll
He was telling us that he's feeling sad cuz they girls he loved for really long, since JC, called him to say she was getting married. OUCH, THAT HURTS *pats on back* yea, the he said when they were young, he would go to her house to study (hehe) and he hated her two cats. and she lived on the 18th floor and her cats always jumped towards the OPEN WINDOW and landed directly on the window legde. then oneday, his girl-friend was in the kitchen getting drinks and one of the cat did it's usual routine and it flew right out of the window. Meow....
... (in shock)
girl: hey leroy, where's ginger?
leroy: erm.. ginger went out
girl: you left the door open?
leroy: no.. ginger went out from the window.
girls rushes to the window, looks down and bursts into tears. THAT"S SAD OK? WHAT WAS THE CAT THINKING?!
and leroy also encountered a gay when overseas. SCENARIO IN THE LIFT with another guy
guy: hi, which floor are you staying at?
leroy: hi, erm, 15th floor
guy: cool, i'm living on the 16th floor. Means i'm right on top of you!
leroy: ( ok.. weird)
guy: so what are you going to do later?
leroy: i'm going to play computer games i guess
guy: do you want me to play with you? (grabs leroy's arms)
leroy: no thanks, i'll play with myself ( sound even sicker)
guy: wait, you are not gay?
leroy: NO I"M NOT. I LIKE GIRLS.
haha! the stories they tell are all so FUNNY! it doesn't sound related but trust me, it's all co-related. Plus, we girls get to hear guy's perspective of us. WHICH IS INTERESTING. oh man, i wonder what i'll learn tmr :D